milk and eggsI went to the grocery store today. My stomach was hurting really badly so I fastened a heat-pack to my abdomen. It bulged out of my coat a little bit, made me look fat. But I figured the eggs and milk wouldn't mind.As I entered the store, I received a series of suspicious looks. This continued as I pushed my cart in procession down the isles.As I neared the check-out counter, I felt the heat-pack loosening in its stirrups. The lady working the cash register looked at me with the same dubiety as everyone else. When the heat-pack fell out of my shirt and flopped onto the floor she was the first to hit the deck and cover her head with her hands. "BOMB!!!!" she shouted. The entire mass dropped to the ground and did the same.I stood there waiting for someone to lift his or her head. No one did.I bent over and picked up my heat-pack, pseudo bomb, and headed for the exit. People began standing and sighing with relief, so I pulled out my water gun. And all hell broke loose.
unfinished business... and short seconds after finally shutting his eyeshe is floating towards a white light. it warms his insides, the rays blasting his skin, moving through himas eyes."I am ready," he says with a smile."No." and short seconds after his eyes are openingto the pavement, then the sky, then the roof of an ambulance. and short seconds after the sirens cannot be heardhe is floating into a white room."We did it," the doctors say.(No.)
a lifethere was a man walkingstalking, rather stalking the street lights.the man was silently talkingmurmuring, rather murmuring to himself.the man was clumsily stumblingtumbling, rather tumbling to the end.the man was hiccuping badlyslurring, rather slurring sadly to himself.fumbling and grumbling and stalking the street lightsdetermined to find the last one.
gentle motherwaiting for the bus, mommy pulls up her scarf to trap some body heat.baby cries. mommy pulls the blanket down over the carriage.the bus screeches and kneels and mommy screeches and kneels to push the wheels up on the lip. the driver gives her a grunt and leans backward into his throne, resting his hand on the door lever ... ready to clamp the doors shut as soon as mommy gets her ass into the automobile. she sighs as no one moves to help her.cussing and mumbling under the cover of baby's whimpering, mommy gives a hard shove, sending the carriage bumping down the isle. she follows it to a seat and lets out a loud sigh as she sits down.the bus is already in motion and before mommy can get a decent grip on the handlebar of the carriage, it starts leaning over. as the bus nudges to a stop, it falls atop a lady's lap. the lady snaps out of her mechanical daze and sneers at mommy as if in reflex. mommy grumbles an apology as she stabilizes the stroller.baby keeps crying. the magnitude of